You might have Parkinson's if:
You blame the wall for walking into you
If you've actually had to say....Help I have fallen and cant get up
You try to put makeup on with hand tremors and you look like a clown
Your pen flies out of your hand as your writing and hits the person across the room
You visit a retirement community and the residents walk faster than you.....
Getting up in the middle of the night, surfing the net for a while, and going back to bed is common
you don't remember a good nights sleep
you wear shoes that you can just slip on
you wear your slippers out in public because they dont have laces.
you can no longer take showers alone, and rely on anything and everything that you can grab to help you get out of one. (BTW, not all towel racks can hold up to this type of abuse)
You've ever considered using a hammer to open a jar
When furniture is positioned around your house not for aesthetic reasons, but for on a support for walking
When you’ve learnt to take a deep breath and not snap someone’s face off when they tell you about the “dead cert miracle cure” their friend’s brother’s second-cousin’s acquaintance used who’s “totally better now”.