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#101 AB-Normal

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Posted 06 October 2014 - 07:02 PM

you might have Parkinson's if:

 

The phrase "if the car's rockin', don't come knockin", has a whole different meaning than the traditional..............


Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 10 October 2014 - 01:55 AM

you might have Parkinson's if:

 

between the PD, the pills, and balance issues......... you;

 

SHAKE, RATTLE, and ROLL.............................. on your way to....... Shaky town


Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 26 November 2014 - 10:17 PM

You might have Parkinson's if.........

 

After DBS people want to blow across your burr holes........ just to hear you whistle........

 

After DBS, people keep wanting to use your head as a candle holder...................

 

After DBS, you keep getting messages from the "mother ship"...............


Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2014 - 07:54 AM

LOL, Michael!!!!!!  I'm so glad to see you having fun with this.  We're going right along with you as you take us on this adventure, and I'll pray for everything to go smoothly and that no one will misuse your burr holes.  :-)  We're excited for you!

 

By the way, what will you do with your two extra left feet once the surgery is done?  :-)


Age 67.  Retired from Johns Hopkins University and Medical Institutions after 36 years in a number of administrative coordination positions within the various institutions.

Diagnosed with PD summer 2014. 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2014 - 01:57 PM

By the way, what will you do with your two extra left feet once the surgery is done?  :smile:

 

That's easy........ I plan to sell them on Craigslist.................. I wonder how much I can charge?


Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2014 - 05:18 PM

Great idea!


Age 67.  Retired from Johns Hopkins University and Medical Institutions after 36 years in a number of administrative coordination positions within the various institutions.

Diagnosed with PD summer 2014. 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 12:45 AM

yuppers, I hear you can sell ANYTHING on Craigslist......(most of it legal).... (wink)


Edited by AB-Normal, 28 November 2014 - 12:48 AM.

Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 30 November 2014 - 02:35 AM

you might have Parkinson's (or not) if:

 

you ever wonder what would happen if your belly button explodes........................


Michael

Current age= 55

First symptoms: 1975

Prior mis-diagnosis: Dyspraxia, Essential Tremors, Ataxia, "Nerves".....

Final Dx. of Parkinson's: 10/13

 

DBS surgery 12/4/14

 

To quote Cowboy, (a former regular forum member)..........Parkinson's brings us all together. With our many differences and emotions. We have something in common here. It is progressive, dangerous and has adversely affected our lives. We come together here looking for knowledge and comfort from one another.

-- Thank you Cowboy-- wherever you may be......................

 

 


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Posted 30 November 2014 - 03:33 PM

You might have Parkinsons if you hear your extra nosey neighbors whisper
"Ten o clock in the morning and she's drunk already!"

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 06:07 PM

I love this last quote I just sent it to my husband. It will give him a good laugh. have had a few of these (what I call a dry drunk) so i can so relate and think its awesome. thanks for the laugh...



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Posted 10 December 2014 - 09:16 PM

You might have Parkinson's if...
Sarahjo, It delighted me to read your reply to my contribution. Making folks laugh is one of the great pleasures in my life, though at times my sense of humor might be a bit too ribald.

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 09:08 PM

Awesome one liners...I really,really,really needed the laugh!



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Posted 11 December 2014 - 09:39 PM

You may have Parkinsons if you can thread a needle, but can't make it through the door .......

You may have Parkinsons if your are still vibrating after you turn your Harley off...

You may have Parkinsons if your sleeping partner starts wearing protective gear to bed......

You may have Parkinsons if you think drilling quarter size holes in head sounds reasonable.....

You may have Parkinsons if when getting a pedicure, the tech wears non slip gloves.....

You may have Parkinsons when the jets are off and you still make waves in the bathtub ....

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